don't say you weren't warned

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Tell Megan Fox to stop calling you. Of course it's painful that you dumped her in the same week that Michael Bay fired her, but it's probably sheer coincidence you both picked Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to replace her. Ditto for Stephen Hawking. Let the guy come up with his own unified field theory. This p.m., Relax. Tomorrow, fix global warming.
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