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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Pleiades (June 21-July 21)

Welcome to the zodiac! This will be your personal space on the ecliptic. You can personalize it any way you want, although health laws prohibit any live comets, and nebulae should be confined to the break room. Let us know if you need more pencils or post-it notes. If you have any questions, just ask Taurus. And if you receive any calls for someone named Cancer, just explain that we have no forwarding address or contact information for former star signs. Or you could refer them to the parole office. They may actually ask for Gemini, so don't be fooled -- there are no Gemini. Did we mention that outfit looks really cute on you?
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