don't say you weren't warned

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Leo (July 22-August 22)

Your ability to shout "Shiver me timbers!" and "Rum, me hearties!" in a convincingly roguish manner earned you a berth as cook on a Somali pirate ship. Your decision to serve bacon and eggs for breakfast the first morning brought an abrupt end to your seafaring career and re-acquainted you with the dogpaddle. The good news: what looks like sails in the distance are advancing rapidly on your position. The bad news: you ignored our advice to get your lens prescription checked.
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