Your demand for financial records and all official documents related to the website herein named Your Other Horoscope has been deemed by our offices to be entirely frivolous and without merit. Your client (whom this office has it on good authority is not, as she avers, a Gemini, but in reality a Cancer) has no valid claim on our client's creative property, having at the time referred to his intention of taking astrology courses at night school as "the dumbest idea since diet dogfood" and many times since using his star charts to line the bottom of her budgie's cage. In any case, no financial records will be forthcoming, for the very good reason that neither records nor finances exist.
Yours cordially,
Milo T. Mandible, Esq.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.