don't say you weren't warned

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Selling the garage to Trump for ninety million may seem like a good idea right now, but where will you store the ping-pong table and snorkeling equipment? Do you really want Ivana and Melania stopping by every evening with those peppery Eastern European dishes? Is it healthy to put a helipad that close to the koi pond? Your weekend should be devoted to final adjustments on your Kevlar bustier design: the Secret Service will be sending agents out for fittings all next week.
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