don't say you weren't warned

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Aries (March 20-April 19)

No one can state with absolute certainty that your repressed memories of being ravished by the crew of Apollo 13 as they rounded the dark side are false. But we can state categorically that such memories were not triggered when your moon entered the Hubble Telescope. It's far more likely your brain is on Sputnik. This evening try attaching the jumper cables to your nipple clamps before starting the car.
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