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Monday, May 24, 2010

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

While Virgos are fun-loving and compatible with almost all other signs, this does not mean that "it's perfectly natural" if I find you with your blouse off in the back seat of my car with my former college room-mate, nor is it "in the stars" that you should shower once a week with your cousin Candace. What it means is, you're a major slut. Take the day off tomorrow to go apartment hunting.
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