don't say you weren't warned

Saturday, May 29, 2010

Aries (March 20-April 19)

Your initiative to make marriage between Virgos and Capricorns illegal was disqualified from the ballot when it was discovered that 98% of your petition signers were Gemini, and therefore non-existent. It's time to accept that Daddy has found someone he really cares for, and can no longer call every night to read Babar the Elephant to you. Tonight, try warm milk with Percodan.
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