don't say you weren't warned

Monday, May 10, 2010

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

Today a black cat crosses your path as you step on a crack in the sidewalk while walking underneath a stepladder. This p.m., you win 25 million dollars in the lottery. While celebrating at Bob's Big Boy, you meet Kim Kardashian, who likes you so much she takes you home with her, but then complains all night that you're "hurting her" because you're "too big".
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