don't say you weren't warned

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Aries (March 20-April 19)

A major guilt spiral ensues when your Tarot reader hints that a single call from you might have prevented the Deepwater Horizon spill. You consider joining the Coast Guard, but your age, weight, and lack of natural buoyancy would seem to rule this option out. Buy a new shower curtain this evening.
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