Libra (September 23-October 22)

Libras are children at heart. If you don't have kids to see Toy Story 3 with, it's perfectly fine to go alone! But hanging out at the playground fives afternoons a week is frowned upon. The incident with the Sponge-Bob costume shouldn't be repeated, and sharing your smokes on the monkey-bars is simply unacceptable. Tonight might be a good time to dispose of the Pokemon cards.

Libra (September 23-October 22)