Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Don't be taken in by the latest flash in the pan. Yes, there are people on television called meteorologists. And yes, they do make forecasts. But their predictions rarely involve actual meteors and are hardly ever accurate. Besides, meteors are far too small to project much influence over human behavior. This evening you'll meet a Swedish masseuse who can catch mosquitoes with her tongue. You won't get a prediction like that from a meteorologist, my friend.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)