Aries (March 20-April 19)

Although you're able to freeze the neighbor's chihuahua with a steely gaze, it's unlikely your telekinetic powers will enable you to generate a force field big enough to seal the Mexican border. Your hostility towards dark-skinned people with exotic accents can probably be resolved simply by asking the maid not to put starch in your undies again.

Aries (March 20-April 19)